Whilst enjoying a round of golf at the Amazon Golf Club John Zeller formerly of Cape Town, South Africa was bitten by a bright pink mosquito. Within a few days John developed signs of a disease that was completely new to the medical profession. John`s sexual behavior had completely changed. Local doctors are baffled by this new affliction and say that it may be many years before a cure can be found. Some of John’s friends at the “Yellow Rose of Texas Bar” cannot believe that a bite from a simple mosquito could completely change a man’s personality. Gerald Mayeaux, the owner of the bar, said “ I cannot believe it, I have been a very close friend of John’s for more than 7 years and is so sad to see him like this. He has changed so much. Myself and Bill Simms another close friend, have tried to talk John into fighting his illness, telling him that it’s only in his mind and he should try his hardest to control these completely unnatural desires. But no matter how hard we have tried, no matter how much we’ve begged him to return to normality and his friends he still insists on going out with women!” |